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 hello bloggers. currently writing from lion happies. i am overcome with joy to be in the vicinity of dearest fuck it bucket. ordered off andrew but now sitting in front of miami and blocking his sales. feeling good. 


Hi everyone. I wrote this draft at lion happies but got too lit and forgot... now I will be continuing. Friday night was lowkey weird. I got the hiccups SIX times. Like WTF. Should I get this checked out? I feel as though my chronic hiccups cannot be normal. Also kinda threw up in the lion beer garden... ermmmm... I didn't mean to, but the hiccups were so intense that it just came out. I apologize to those involved. I then bussed down some bacon cheese fries at Jurassic Grill before heading out to Joe's. Was cut off before I even got there. Didn't order drinks for at least an hour. Then had a couple barrels and redbulls and was lit yet again. Afterwards is a whole other story.. This man... tried to come home with me... offered to walk me home and then invited himself into my apartment thinking he was gonna hit or something. I then called up Rylee and Dan and told them to IMMEDIATELY come home. Afterwards, I went on a political rant and then swiftly had Dan tell this man to GTFO! Like girl bye! Typical chill ahh night in the life of YoungDog. 

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