YoungDog's Yap

Hi friends! Writing from my advertising class again. I'm lowkey hungover as MF, but we persevere. I will confess... I got home from the bar last night and decided to make myself a nice big pot of buldak ramen, for which I then decided to eat in my bed. I NEVER eat in my bed. Until now, apparently. Now I'm pissed cause I spilled that shit everywhere. It's all up on my tan comforter. DHMU. It even got on my big pillow, and I'm not sure if it's even washable. Catch me stripping my bed later and washing it in my boof ass laundry room in the basement of my apartment building. Like WYM I have to pay $2.50 to wash my fucking clothes. Does GSR want me to die??? Speaking of GSR, why TF would they send me a $50 late fee when I paid rent on time? I called, and they got rid of it, but still. They need to figure their shit out cause I'm TIRED. Shoutout to them for taking $185 off my rent this month for all my troubles, tho... They kinda ate that one thing...  Anyway, I feel ...

Hello friends. I apologize for not updating recently. I'm in my flop era, but trust we will be so back once spring break rolls around. Speaking of spring break, I'm stressing out so bad about my pre-trip appointments and also the 3 billion dollars I'll be spending. Mind you, a girl still gotta pay rent. How in the span of 3 or 4 days will I get acrylics, a pedicure, lash extensions, and a Brazilian wax??? How on earth is this possible?? Boys have it so easy... they won't even have to shave their legs before the trip. They are probably packing one pair of swim trunks and will be washing their faces with ocean water. Meanwhile, I have to bring everything I own. In my little ahh carry-on suitcase. Okay, let me stop complaining; this is such a first-world problem. I'm literally going to Cabo; let's be grateful. But also, I paid for this trip myself, so I think I'm allowed to speak on this. LMK if I sound like a big insensitive spoiled brat. I'm writing from ...

 hello bloggers. currently writing from lion happies. i am overcome with joy to be in the vicinity of dearest fuck it bucket. ordered off andrew but now sitting in front of miami and blocking his sales. feeling good.  Hi everyone. I wrote this draft at lion happies but got too lit and forgot... now I will be continuing. Friday night was lowkey weird. I got the hiccups SIX times. Like WTF. Should I get this checked out? I feel as though my chronic hiccups cannot be normal. Also kinda threw up in the lion beer garden... ermmmm... I didn't mean to, but the hiccups were so intense that it just came out. I apologize to those involved. I then bussed down some bacon cheese fries at Jurassic Grill before heading out to Joe's. Was cut off before I even got there. Didn't order drinks for at least an hour. Then had a couple barrels and redbulls and was lit yet again. Afterwards is a whole other story.. This man... tried to come home with me... offered to walk me home and then invited ...

Hello. Welcome to my blog. I saw Dan and Rylee start a blog, and I had FOMO, so now I am here to be annoying, weird, and off-putting on yet another online platform. Not sure what I should dig into in my first post... kinda nervous. Thinking about creating a diss track against GSR. I know I have a lot of enemies on this campus, but GSR is my D1 opp. The distaste I hold for this leasing office is unmatched. Had to get my mother involved. She called the owner and bitched them out. Yeah, my mom still fights my battles for me sometimes. No, I'm not ashamed. W Patty.  Moving on from that annoying ass topic cause I'm getting pissed off again just thinking about it. I'm currently writing from class, Storytelling for Video in Advertising. He's lowkey teaching me every topic I've already learned 37 times in every other class I've taken on this campus. No hate tho, excited for what's to come. But for now, I will not be paying attention, and it seems as though no one el...